MOST WANTED: GARRETT SCHABB
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I’m a Harvard-educated creative consultant, brand storyteller, and television writer/producer.

I generate provocative, subversive creative concepts that always have more going on under the surface.

As a creative consultant and copywriter, I’ve worked with startups, household name brands, big media companies, and emerging design studios to solve sticky creative problems, imagine new worlds, and generate socially impactful content seen by millions.

Most recently I oversaw written content and storytelling at leading climate venture fund Lowercarbon Capital, providing narrative and creative strategic support across a portfolio of climate startups.

Over my decade-plus career in Hollywood I’ve written and produced more than 100 episodes of television – including SUITS, the most-streamed series of all time – and developed projects with Oscar and Emmy-winning writers, directors, actors, and producers.

Should be considered unarmed and completely friendly. If seen, do approach!